Its Time for Final Girls Brain Binge!
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FGBFF EVENTS
May 13, 2024 - Best Of 2024 Program at B-Lage, Berlin
May 18 & 19, 2024 - 2024 Brain Binge, zoom
May 29, 2024 - Best of 2024 Program at Worm, Rotterdam, The Netherlands
July 6, 2024 - Best Of 2024 Program at Cryptshow Festival, Badalona, Spain
October 3, 2024 - Best Of 2024 - Midnight, Film Noir Cinema, New York
October 4, 2024 - Best of 2024 - Darker Material, Film Noir Cinema, New York
...and more to come!
Jess’ Corner - Jess Loves Pammy
So it was the Met Gala this week and my eyeballs have had their annual zapping by acres of chiffon attached to very thin people.
When I see these pictures all I can imagine is some poor, underpaid, assistant stylist rushing onto a red carpet to try and sort out acres of fucking crinoline around some awkwardly-posed flash-in-the-pan while they're being yelled at for doing it wrong.
I also see the Madame Wintour saw fit to invite my beloved Pammy (Anderson) to her fancy do in celebration of Seth Rogan et al stealing her story and selling it for money. Any recognition from Hollywood for Pammy is far too late as far as I'm concerned, she should've been honorarily running the joint since the masterpiece that is Barb Wire. I hope she peed in the entrees. And the appetisers.
Besides have you seen Barb Wire? It's my favourite Casablanca remake with pleather and ray guns and Pammy is and has always been a misunderstood genius. So this is my bid that the horror world embrace her as one of our own. Imagine the horror hag Pammy could be with her chops for soap opera acting. I’m thinking a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane which reunites Pammy and Yasmine Bleeth - finally, only this time they get to be BAD.
But, cynical old hag that I am, I know what happens next: That old hack whatsisname will get her for the next regurgitation of American Horror Story and that will be that. Ugh. The mainstream. Toodles Pammy. I hope you peed in their entrees.
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